So, when you go to a private Christian school you sort of have to learn to make your own fun.  Last Saturday I was at a wedding of one of my college friends and all of us were reminiscing about some of the things we did in college…here is a top five look at the fun (no pictures of them unfortunately–I’ll just put a pic of the dogs up…)

1.  Waterballooning Make Out Victims…This one was resting solely on the location of a friends dorm room.  For some reason couples decided to make out in this circle drive that was centrally located between all of the dorms.  Since we were getting any at the time we thought we’d make their make-out experience miserable.  We proceeded to drop water balloons on the windshield of the cars and then run and hide.  As far as I know we never got caught and I guess we’re pretty lucky that we didn’t break a windshield.

2. Waterbucket…This was a really fun one that often started wars in the campus apartment complex.  You fill up a bucket (or trashcan) full of ice and water (if you’re really mean you would use kool-aid or something that stains).  You set up a chair tipped up under the door knob of the outside of someone’s apartment.  You put the bucket of ice water on the chair, knock on the door, and run.  The victim opens the door and ice water spills everywhere.  Although not damaging it generally pisses off the victim enough that it results in a prank war of some kind.  After we did this one time the night ended with an egg smashed on our window (still there to this day!) and one of the original prankers (GINNY) was fighting off two guys throwing her in a trunk…

3. Margaret Energyguide…This one is fun, but it does take some time to find the right victim.  Basically, you find someone who can make a weird voice.  Then you call people and try to get them to talk to you.  Obviously if they hang up on you, you move on to someone else.  We would stay up to all hours of the night talking to the same group of guys for hours on end.  They always suspected it was us but we were always prepared for their questioning.  It made it easier that we were calling dorm to dorm so there was no caller ID.  The only unfortunate part of this whole thing was that facebook and myspace weren’t around…

 

4. For Sale…This one was one of my favorites of all time and it really is a way to win a man’s heart.  We did this to Burger King and his best friend Eric.  All it requires is shoe polish and the vic’s telephone number.  Obviously you see where I’m going with this…at night when they’re tucked away into bed go out to the parking lot, find their car and write in big letters “FOR SALE” and put their telephone number on the car.  There is nothing quite like waking up to your phone ringing and someone asking “How much are you selling it for”  at least that’s what Burger King tells me…

 5.  SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAY…ok, this is by far my favorite prank that we did.  It can get messy and the gross out factor can be pretty high–but it’s totally worth it if you’re the one doing it.  All you need is some red paint (we actually used bingo paint) and feminine pads and tampons.  You splotch the red paint onto the pads/tampons and then (it’s especially good if there is some sort of event going on like a banquet or something) just slap them or tie them on to cars on campus or at that event.  We did it while a club was having a banquet so that they could all come out and see the lovely surprise awaiting them.  There’s nothing more satisfying than seeing a car driving down the street and seeing a “bloody” pad rolling around on their hubcap.  The best is watching a guy trying to pull one off without touching the paint…

Good clean fun…nothing like it!  SGC FOR LIFE!

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