…shaved one leg, looked at the other, and thought “Why did I even start this?”

…looked at clothes on a model thought “Oh that is so cute!” and then remembered you’re only 5’1 and have the hips the size of Texas?

…been watching tv and thought “She has gotten fat!” which immediately makes you feel better about yourself until you realize you had it on the wide angle feature? 

You haven’t?  Yeah me either…

FLOYD-IAN SLIP

(I know it doesn’t make sense–just go with me people)

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