Can anyone name what movie that’s from? Anyone? ANYONE?! It’s Kindergarten Cop…”It’s not a tumor.” Oh I absolutely LOVED that movie. “MISTER KIMBLE ARE YOU ALRIGHT?” I could quote that movie all day…but I won’t.
I’m off today to hang out with my mom all day while she recovers from her tumor surgery. (When I say off I mean I’m off work–I’ll have nothing better to do than blog so I’ll probably harrass you all the WHOLE day!)I’m sure she loves me talking about her and her tumor on my blog. Oh well, she’ll be too out of it to even know. This tumor is in her mouth around her gum in the back. I’ve asked several times if she’d ask the oral surgeon to keep her tumor but she just thinks I’m insane. And I probably am. I mean I accused the Bloggess of hitting on me over email.
I was “tagged” by Emily a week or so ago to talk about the man behind my blog. My husband. You all know a little bit about him: He’s a Husker fan, he loves cheeseburgers (hince the nickname burger king) and he kind of thinks I’m an idiot.
Here’s some things you didn’t know about him:
He LETS me do the dishes, laundry and cook!
He LETS me pay for the groceries!
and He LETS me clean up the dog poop in the backyard!
I am without a doubt the LUCKIEST girl in the world! Ok, I’m kidding.
He is THE BEST guy that puts up with my weirdness and my stupid, stupid jokes. And he takes care of me like no one else could. And he is a great provider for me and the dogs. He works extremely hard and is more selfless than anyone I know. I love him to death!
Ok, I have a couple of awards that were given to me:
From She’s Lump and Sassy Two Socks I received the Kreativ Blogger Award! Thanks ladies! I appreciate it so, so much!
And Heather from Sugar N’ Spice & Mostly Nice has been overly generous and given me THREE awards!
Thanks again! It always makes a person feel good to get awards that’s why if your NAME has LETTERS in it I bestow these awards to you. Please take them! I love you all!
Speaking of tumors and love…
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My husband lets me do all those things also… isn’t it great! My favorite is picking up the dog pooh out of the yard.
I hope your moms surgery goes well today.
Awww! Those are happy dogs!
My friend’s daughter kept her tumor. She called it “Tina.” No joke.
Hope everything works out well with your mom’s surgery!
I have seen Kindergarten Cop many, many times. 🙂
Wow, your husband sounds like mine! He LETS me do all those things too! 🙂
But he also manages to put up with me and that’s worth a lot!
Congrats on all your awards!
We rented Kindergarten Cop while on vacation in Colorado last month and my kids loved it. They want me to actually buy it too LOL
Love your post. Aren’t we blessed to have such terrific husbands???
Keeping your mom in my prayers.
Blessings,lacy
So funny, my wonderful b.f. lets me clean dog poop too! Wow, we have so much in common. Oh, and while your’re at it, swing on by and pick up the blog award that I left for you! Since your so gosh darn popular and all 🙂
Kindergarten cop… the line I remember most involves the word “vagina”. Ha!
Great husbands…. *sigh*!
I hope your mother is ok. Your hubby sounds like a terrific man, you are one lucky woman. Congrats on all of your awards.
shew, bloggy award overload! LOL
hubby sounds like a keeper :0) hope your mom feels better soon
What a great pic of your hubby. And BTW you get more awards than anyone I have ever seen. You should win an award for the most awards, lol!
Oh, girlfriend. My husband and I spout that quote (“It’s not a tuma!”) ALL the time. We watched the terminator series this weekend and now my husband thinks it’s okay to say “Hasta la vista, baby” whenever he feels like it. No and no. I still can’t believe that Arnold is the Governor. That just blows my mind.
hahaha! i love that movie Kindergarten cop! “What about dogs? Can we talk to dogs?” That should be one of your FAV Quotes from that movie! I remember after that movie came out onto the big screen, everyone started naming their baby girls Emma. It was soo weird. Cuz I HATED my name as a kid – no one else had it!
The tumor thing is funny! (sorry mom!) . I was hoping to keep my gall stones after my surgery. Unfortunately they had to crush them to remove them cuz they were too big!
Your HUBBY is sooo cute! You guys make a cute couple! Craziness and all! I am totally random and mindless and not everyone gets my humor! That is why I LOVE Big-D so much! He gets me, and even when he doesn’t, it doesn’t bother him.
brilliant post. You are as another of my bloggy friend says, “SNARKY”!!! so, there you have it!
I’m afraid I just can’t watch anything with Arnold in it.
Congrats on your awards!
I just love that you always put pics of your dogs in every post. I am a doggie lover all the way.
Hope your Mom is good.
Wowzier!!! You have a lot awards? Where O where do you put those in your house? You need a very large room!
HAPPY WEDNESDAY
– Jennifer
Kindergarten Cop was the best…I also most remember the “vagina” part of the movie. Hilarious!
Hope your mom is doing well…
it’s NOT a Tumor!
aw man that movie’s classic!
You know that a REAL blogger would at least get a picture of the tumor! I hope your mom gets back on her feet in a jiffy…and I can’t believe you referred to your gorgeous pooches as tumors lol. I hope they poop on your porch!
You’re even funny when you’re blogging about Tumors. Tumor Humour. I LOVED KC! and if you hadn’t already snagged him, I’d be all after that hubby. Wow, he let’s you do the dishes AND poop scoop?! You lucky girl.
Ouch, a tumor in her mouth? It would suck to have a tumor anywhere, but somehow in the mouth seems worse. I would hate anything to mess with my eating frezies.
Hubby sounds like a stand up guy! Oh and congrats on your multiple awards. Well deserved.
Sounds painful. Hope your mom feels better soon. And, what a sweet hubby!
“Eets not a too-mah.” Excellent… I hope your Mom is doing okay!
Hello hunky hubby! I wish my husband let me do those things instead of demanding it. Stinkin’ Bastage!**
**Now you have to name THAT movie!!!
LOVE that movie! Now I want to watch it again. Better check our OnDemand. LOL
Looky you being a great daughter! I’d probably strangle my mom!
Oh, and I’d say your hubby is the lucky one!
Kindergarten Cop is relevant on so many levels right now to me… especially since I have kids that refer to their vagina and penis with freakish regularity.
Having a man that will laugh at your stupid jokes is the BEST! Of course, my man gives me the false sense of security that I’m actually funny, which can be embarrassing for others when I’m really NOT. FUNNY. Oh well, I live to amuse myself… and I guess my hubby.
Kindergarten Cop is my gal pal Michele’s fav movie to quote too. My hubby thinks we’re nuts that we can quote movies at random. LOL.
Oh your hubby sounds like my hubby – they could be bestest friends. ‘Cept I don’t do doggie do-do (ever!)
Give your mama some hugs – ouchie wa-wa! Of course, if you’re up for some fun, while she’s all doped up take her to a fast food restaurant and let her stumble around for a while and and watch the people stare. (how do I know this? Hubby did this to my gal-pal Michele a couple of years ago and we’re still laughing about it). GREAT day to you!!
Now I HAVE to watch that movie again! That was my favorite line. Congrats on your awards… and I hope you Momma is doing better!
Sorry for the typos. Tucker is trying to tell me something and I’m trying to type. That’s not a good combination, you never know what I’m going to write!