Hello?!  Is anybody out there?  I hope you all can accept my DEEPEST apologies.  I have felt like I have been two steps into a grave (I’m pretty sure that’s not a saying) these past few days.  But I’m feeling much better today and feel like I can care about other people’s lives other than my own!  Not much has happened–I can however tell you what happens between the hours of 3:30am and 7:00am on a Saturday night.  Not much…not much.

I just have to had this picture because it makes me laugh–it’s courtesy of Eric.  Thanks Eric!

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That’s pretty much a consistent look I have on my face daily when dealing with hubby…

So, I’m sure you all have been anticipating my Twilight review.  And let me tell you, after this review I maybe taking over for Ebert.  Well, it sucked.  (Get it? SUCKED–VAMPIRE!)  I’m sure it didn’t help that I felt like crap the whole movie and I already had a chip on my shoulder from dealing with pointy-elbowed 13 year old girls with “Team Edward” shirts on.   We showed up about an hour and a half early to stand in line.  So the group behind us grew from 5 people to 20 people in the matter of 5 minutes.  And of course they were loud and obnoxious and thought they could fit those said 20 people in the amount of space that would fit maybe 8 max.  My claustrophobia was at an all time high.  They kept running into us and I don’t know how many time Lauren got a purse shoved up her hind end.  Although I didn’t hear her complaining…

I do have one funny story about the people behind us:

Die-hard Twilight fangirl:  “Blah blah blah Edward is perfect blah blah blah”

13 year old boy who doesn’t care:  “Yada yada Edward is dumb yada yada”

Twilight fangirl then proceeds to SLAP (VERY HARD) 13 year old boy for saying that.

13 year old boy w.d.c. and everyone else in that group:  “Why did YOU do that–that was hard?”

Twilight fangirl:  “Well, now you know what pushes my buttons…”

Oh young, fictional, vampiric love…

I’m not even sure why they needed the book Twilight for the movie.  Other than the characters names not really one thing was the same.  I know that’s how it goes with most movies I just need to learn to read the book AFTER.  I’m still bitter though…

I know you’ve missed the pups so I’ll put an extra dose of pictures of them up!  YOU’RE WELCOME!

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