- Not changing my razorhead as much as I should. As in I am actually shocked that it still shaves hair off my leg. More than likely I’m spreading disgusting diseases onto my body but if I can get a razor to last me six months then I’m golden. Same rule applies with contacts.
- Showering only when I have to. And I only wash my hair 2 to 3 times a week. If I haven’t sweat during the day then there’s no way I’m wasting my time showering.
- Secret eating. Occassionally when my husband’s gone or in another room I’ll sneak into the kitchen and eat something I know I shouldn’t be. I know it doesn’t effect him in any way, so I don’t have any clue as to why I hide it from him. It’s GUILT.
- Caring too much what other people think. This is how sad I am–I care what other drivers think of my driving. I don’t know these people and more than likely I’ll never drive near them again in my life.
- Never washing my pants. I’m super paranoid that the minute they’re washed they will never fit the same again. Funny thing is, is that none of my pants even fit that well!
- Talking to my dogs like they are people. I’m sorry Cesar Millan–I can’t help it! I know it makes them not take me seriously as the pack leader but I feel like they actually know what I’m saying!
- Dressing my dogs up like ballerinas for Halloween! Thanks to my friend Amy (who is amazing at EVERYTHING she does–except combing hair–see her blog for that story!) they had custom made tutus!
I’m sorry, if this is wrong then I don’t want to be right. I have a feeling anytime I’m feeling blue these tutus will be making an appearance.
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Love it love it love! They look like precious angels!
They are too cute! I blogged about them today too.
This was a fun post.
Made me giggle.
I didn’t dress up my pupper-doggies for Halloween, but there were quite a few that came by my house.
Perhaps next year my Great Dane should be a ballerina. LOL.
Her name is Stella La Rue, perhaps a french maid?
Oh, I needed to giggle today. Thanks.
The two tutus from behind = priceless!
Your just wicked…LOL…
Aw! They have daisy butts!
Great tutus, beautiful dogs! My boys won’t let me dress up our dog – but one year for the Christmas card picture, I snuck the red-and-green-plaid-ruffle-neck-collar-with-jingle-bells and a headband with reindeer antlers on him, and it was awesome! Not as good as the tutus maybe, but still great!
Thanks everyone! The tutus were fun and I’m sure that will not be the last time you see those two in them!
I do all of those things also, totally normal… At least to me.
Love the Tutu’s, they look too cute!
I think we might have been separated at birth. I can agree with every single item on that list, but never had enough guts to admit it. You are my hero.
OMG! This is one of the cutest (funniest) things I have ever seen.
i need to stop reading your blog, it’s kind of freaking me out. i, too, have no biological clock, love my dogs more than is normal, and have zero desire to shower unless it’s ABSOLUTELY necesssary (case in point: i haven’t washed my hair since Friday after the gym, and have worked 3 shifts in a restaurant since then. i would have gone the three whole days without showering completely, but by last night i was far too itchy from the gross to sleep so i had to.)
actually, i think i’m procrastinating going to the gym right now more because i am going to have to actually shower when i get out, than from the dread of the actual work out. Well…they’re equal reasons, anyway.